what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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