he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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