So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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