this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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