the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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