I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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