I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Another day, another engagement, another cat
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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