Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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