I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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