I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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