I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
We're hate flirting, damnit.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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