Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i think i have herpe
just one?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Don't EVER smell your tampon
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Randomize
