Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
My vagina is very pro this idea
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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