Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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