I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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