im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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