Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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