Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
My vagina is officially offended.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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