so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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