let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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