I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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