hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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