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You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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