sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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