Dual....:-)
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
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