Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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