Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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