Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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