I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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