did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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