i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
