is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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