Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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