Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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