He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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