Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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