if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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