I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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