why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
even my farts smell like vagina
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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