let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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