There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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