The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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