True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
