why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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