new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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