Have you finally orgasmed yet?
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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