help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Randomize
