glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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