wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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