I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
...so i touched it.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
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