I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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