My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
It's never too late to be topless.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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