? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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