I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
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