How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
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