Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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